So for Boxing Day I decide to fly to Thailand on holiday, I love it over here, its so beautiful, great food, humble people, amazing cocktails but best of all endless supply of hotties!
I decide I wanna train like G.I. Jane so decide to train at a Muay Thai and MMA camp, omg full of fucking fit, sweaty men, with too much sexual energy to get rid of and I am just the person to do it! Problem is most of them are too intimidated to even to talk to me, as most think I’m a maneater, lol true I don’t bite….very hard! Great thing is that my two hot girl friends come too. They both look like barbie dolls & are maneaters too, so all 3 of us together end up getting called the English Trio.
At bbq beatdown (bbq fight night) we spice up the night….dirty dancing, spanking my friend at the bar in her frilly rainbow knickers, tequila shots off my friends DD’s, girl-on-girl action and I get a cheeky fingering at the bar by a hottie (without anyone noticing lol), needless to say MMA boys love us!
I discover to my pleasure one of the MMA boys has a foot fetish & asks me to wear purple nail varnish next time I see him (can’t swerve ur perv), suddenly the girls interrupt & say they need to talk to me, turns out they’ve got 3 hotties back at the hotel ready for action!
Thats what friends are for! We were supposed to stay a month but as its 50 men to 1 girl, whats a porn slut and her friends supposed to do, leave paradise?!
Next challenge to get fucked on a boxing ring, again lol
